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Paris Runs For Cover in Prison

With Egyptian cotton sheets not provided in Cell Block H, TMZ has learned that Paris will at least be able to curl up in the fetal position nestled under the warm confines of a velour pink polka dot blanket by My Blankee. Prison ponchos are so last year!

My Blankee has sent a half dozen of the plush 30" x 35" hypoallergenic blankets to the fashionista felon in hopes of making her stay at the Prison Hilton a little more tolerable. Or she can tie them together and try to escape!

While we're told the blankees are a hit with children of celebs like Tori Spelling and Gwen Stefani, Paris will be the first incarcerated A-lister (?) to cuddle with the $66 security blanket. That's hot!



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31. PULEEEZE Send PARIS to prison one way.
NOT out on good behavior...Not out period ever.
Enough already.

Why did her sentence get cut in half for showing up 15 minutes late to court?
Gimme a break.
I would never stay at a HILTON HOTEL again.

Posted at 9:03AM on May 24th 2007 by nikki Newmann

32. Paris Hilton's jaws remind me of Abraham Lincoln. Oh, anything,anything at all but another pap shot of that ugly skunk Britney Spears.

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Harry Batino

33. Dear Paris,

I hope you don't have to go to jail. I hope the jail is so crowded there is no room for you.
You have millions of loyal fans who love you.

James L. Crum

Posted at 7:16PM on May 22nd 2007 by James L. Crum

34. Paris is nothing without Nicole. Nicole was the best in the show Simple Life.

Posted at 2:19PM on May 23rd 2007 by Simple Life show is nothing without Nicole Richie

35. Paris is nothing but human waste. Why is she more important than any election? I am in awe. She is not even pretty. Most beautiful women don't even wear makeup.

Posted at 9:28PM on May 22nd 2007 by Sarah Paradise

36. This is why Paris is in the spotlight. People claim to hate her but since they can make money off of her, they enable her. She's paid to go to these clubs as are other stars.

And

TMZ Kisses ass too-- I hear them when they catch her curb side "We Love You Paris" "Good Luck Paris" Ass kisskisskisskiss...............................I guess money makes the world go round.

Posted at 10:14PM on May 22nd 2007 by So Obvious

37. MAYBE SHE CAN TIE THE BLANKIES TOGETHER, THROW THEM OVER A RAFTER, AND GO FOR A NICE SWING! SAVE THE TAXPAYERS SOME MONEY ON THIS LOSER!

Posted at 10:58PM on May 22nd 2007 by make me puke

38. Does the company support drinking/driving and violating probation or what? Pathetic.

Posted at 1:11AM on May 23rd 2007 by Me

39. Wanna see the first shots of Nicole inside rehab Brad Pita's got them on his site...You'll never believe what she took in there with her!

http://www.bradpita.com/

Posted at 1:44AM on May 23rd 2007 by Brad Pita

40. A-Lister? Hmmm, you're really stretching it there TMZ. I actually had a great laugh over that one....Parasite Hilton A-Lister! Ha Ha, I can't even type it with a straight face. You kill me TMZ.

Posted at 2:22AM on May 23rd 2007 by Give me a break

41. DONT LET HER HAVE IT!

Posted at 1:15PM on May 23rd 2007 by Hottie n OC

42. Paris is an idiot! she just needs to get that through her emty head!!!
Dumbass!!!

Posted at 3:19PM on May 23rd 2007 by Jenny

43. MY BLANKEE MAKES AWESOME BLANKETS BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT PARIS DOESN'T HAVE A GUCCI BLANKET.

Posted at 11:47AM on May 24th 2007 by steve

44. NO MORE PARIS HILTION??? I am so TIRED of hearing about here jail time which after all the all the parties and social events in the past 5 years at least she finally is seen to be just a girl that was stupid and got caught??? I feel sorry for her but am not on her side as far as when you are told once no matter who you are you obey the law??? NOW you want everyone's sympathy??? BLANKEES... PLEASE!!! Making fun of of all your ex BF's and having a new one every other day makes you seem like you are so insecure and lonely you have to buy your friends not with $$$ but with the lifestyle in which you were used too, well be prepared because for a few weeks that will change and maybe that will change you... DOUBT IT!!! $$$ will put her right back out there only she may look like the fool... every girl she was involved with now has or has gone through some type of eating disorder or drugs abuse and drinking binges, will you be my friend so I can use you and throw you out when I am bored with you... I can go on and on and yet still feel sorry for her, not or her life but for her loneliness in life. YES $$$ makes us happy but does it fill every void, apparently not!!!

Posted at 11:57AM on May 24th 2007 by Angel

45. Paris Hilton in LA Correctional Facility. Classy.

Posted at 1:42PM on May 25th 2007 by Dee

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