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Paris Runs For Cover in Prison

With Egyptian cotton sheets not provided in Cell Block H, TMZ has learned that Paris will at least be able to curl up in the fetal position nestled under the warm confines of a velour pink polka dot blanket by My Blankee. Prison ponchos are so last year!

My Blankee has sent a half dozen of the plush 30" x 35" hypoallergenic blankets to the fashionista felon in hopes of making her stay at the Prison Hilton a little more tolerable. Or she can tie them together and try to escape!

While we're told the blankees are a hit with children of celebs like Tori Spelling and Gwen Stefani, Paris will be the first incarcerated A-lister (?) to cuddle with the $66 security blanket. That's hot!



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16. Let her take her blankets in with any luck she'll hang herself with them.

Posted at 7:34PM on May 23rd 2007 by TLT

17. unbelievable is right they dont let you bring ish into jail. AND thats sooooo not paris thats her look a like. cmon tmz are you on crack? why can i tell thats not her and you cant

Posted at 1:31PM on May 22nd 2007 by cali.girl420

18. COLON CANCER!

Posted at 1:41PM on May 22nd 2007 by MAY ALL PARIS HATERS GET CANCER!

19. May all the Paris Lovers GROW A BRAIN :)

Posted at 1:54PM on May 22nd 2007 by public school b--ch

20. This site sucks ! I'm going to get a life now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:56PM on May 22nd 2007 by public school b--ch

21. To: MAY ALL PARIS HATERS GET CANCER!

You are one f_u_c_k_e_d up loser for saying stuff like that.

Posted at 1:58PM on May 22nd 2007 by Madison

22. to # 19 "may all paris haters get cancer"

Are you like 10 you freak?? You are the worst of the worst, you must be the same dumb ass nit wit who wrote, all paris haters I hope your kids die.

You are beyond pathetic, some one doesn't agree with your views (or should I say massive hard on) on paris hilton and you start ranting out wishes that people get cancer or that their children die.

Do I have to tell you where to shove it?? Get a clue asshole!

Posted at 2:15PM on May 22nd 2007 by BabyLuv

23. LMAO. RIGHT ON.

6. It's okay, it's only 23 days..Then she will go back to the luxury, glamour and comfort of home while the rest of the Paris hating skanks live out their lives in the hell that they created for themselves.

Posted at 12:56PM on May 22nd 2007 by Story

Posted at 2:34PM on May 22nd 2007 by zzz....

24. Just go away

Posted at 11:06AM on May 23rd 2007 by tailgate56

25. Why didn't this company donate those blankets to a homeless shelter where they would be used and appreciatiated by people who actually need them, not some spoiled brat who can buy towels any time she feels.

Posted at 3:42PM on May 22nd 2007 by TimTom

26. BOYCOTT HILTON HOTELS & EVERYTHING THEY OWN!!!!

Posted at 3:42PM on May 22nd 2007 by Madison

27. I cannot stand anymore talk about Paris. The only reason I even read this article is because my friend told me to. Paris is the stupdiest bitch on the face of the earth. If I were her parents I would not claim her. What a shame she thinks that her life is so much better than ours. If she's so great why doesn't she do anything for charity or put some of her money into a fund to help children of poverty with education costs? Why can't we find a better person to be idolize?

Posted at 4:12PM on May 22nd 2007 by littlebigmomma

28. TMZ,-#11 is right. When a person is in jail they cannot bring in thier own blankets, clothes, whatever in the jail with them. Those are provided, WHerever you got this info Lord knows. BUt the person who started this either started this deliberately as a big media hype deal and/or think the public is so stupid they dont know the details of jail. l know people who have been there. You dont bring your own bedding in with you.

Posted at 4:16PM on May 22nd 2007 by cindy

29. Hopefully someone will strangle the slut to death with the blankie.

Posted at 4:20PM on May 22nd 2007 by paris go to jail

30. What a big baby. Maybe she'll find someone to breast feed her too while she's there.

Posted at 5:46PM on May 22nd 2007 by penny

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